A Poem About My Cell Phones (1996-Present)

*This poem was not written by a poet.  I was inspired to write this after losing my cell phone today for the umpteenth time. Finding a little humor in the major irritation that is losing or breaking an iPhone was really all I could do. You should pity me. Again, I am...
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